How to Buy a Baby

An infertile couple dives deep into the world of adoption and learns what it REALLY takes to become parents.

1. E1. Adopt-An-Inspection

   Aug 23, 2019 · 9m

   Jane and Charlie's adoption worker closely inspects their home, electrical outlets, tax returns and sex life to confirm they are ready to be parents.

2. E2. Adopt-A-Class

   Aug 23, 2019 · 9m

   Jane and Charlie attend 27 hours of mandatory parenting training where they are hoping to make friends, but only with people who are likely to get a baby after them.

3. E3. Adopt-A-Profile

   Aug 23, 2019 · 9m

   Jane and Charlie write their adoption profile trying to guess what favourite books, music and food a birth parent might connect with. Does liking cereal suggest they're fun and will make good parents?

4. E4. Adopt-A-Party

   Aug 23, 2019 · 9m

   At a gender reveal party, Jane is horrified that Charlie sent their adoption profile to his mother, who sent it to his sister, who sent it to Aunt Ruth. Everyone is pregnant and/or has a suggestion.

5. E5. Adopt-A-Date

   Aug 23, 2019 · 9m

   Jane and Charlie finally have an adoption date with Sasha, a potential birth mother. Even when Sasha's boyfriend comes instead, Jane is undeterred in believing this is it, this is their baby.

6. E6. Adopt-A-Feminist

   Aug 23, 2019 · 9m

   It's an extra merry Christmas as Jane and Charlie celebrate being chosen by another birth mother. Sure, it didn't work the last time but this time, this baby is absolutely, definitely, the one. Right?

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