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Svetlana

  • 2010 – 2011
  • Ended
  • Comedy
  • 2 seasons
  • 7.5/10

Svetlana is a comedy series starring Israeli-American comedienne Iris Bahr. It premiered on HDNet on May 27, 2010 and comprises two seasons.

Latest: Season 2 · 2011

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  1. E1. Me Love You Decent Amount of Time

    Apr 27, 2011

    An Asian brothel opens in the immediate neighborhood and draws many of Svetlana's clients away. While Svetlana fights back, her gay friend Jared investigates Vlad to determine his true sexual orientation.

  2. E2. Narnia

    May 4, 2011

    After Eddie frames Svetlana for Phil's murder, she faces "five to life" in prison—and has trouble readjusting to civilian life after she's paroled. (Note: This episode ends with a music video entitled "Hos Before Bros," featuring music by Keith Atkins and lyrics by Kyle Perzanoski.)

  3. E3. Water-Board Certified

    May 11, 2011

    Vlad is abducted by government officials and waterboarded while Svetlana tries to get rid of a negligible amount of belly weight gain.

  4. E4. Amerimorphation

    May 18, 2011

    Svetlana pretends to be an all-American in order to become part of a documentary on American entrepreneurs.

  5. E5. Corkage Fee

    May 25, 2011

    Svetlana turns to a plastic surgeon after her previous breast augmentation suffers a rupture. Meanwhile, Vlad makes a disastrous attempt at male prostitution. (Note: This episode features Iris Bahr in a secondary role as Sandy, a snide receptionist.)

  6. E6. Mom! Dad!

    Jun 1, 2011

    Liam's disapproving parents threaten to ruin her wedding to Marina, which Svetlana is busy trying to organize.

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