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Car 54, Where Are You?

Patrolmen Toody and Muldoon are at the wheel, which means Car 54 could be anywhere!

  • 1961 – 1963
  • Ended
  • Comedy
  • ~30m / ep
  • 2 seasons
  • 7.5/10

The misadventures of two of New York's finest in the 53rd precinct in the Bronx. Toody, the short, stocky and dim-witted one, either saves the day or messes things up, much to the chagrin of Muldoon, the tall, lanky and smart one.

Latest: Season 2 · 1962

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  1. E1. Hail to the Chief

    Sep 16, 1962 · 30m

    Because their partnership has lasted so long, the secret service choose Toody and Muldoon to drive the president to the U.N. Unfortunately, Muldoon is incapacitated by the stress of ferrying his hero, Kennedy.

  2. E2. One Sleepy People

    Sep 23, 1962 · 30m

    Francis and Lucille get the wrong idea, while watching a steamy movie on TV, that each loves the other.

  3. E3. A Man Is Not an Ox

    Sep 30, 1962 · 30m

    When a medical doctor sees similarities between two oxen yoked together for 10 years and Car 54's occupants, the boys try to behave out-of-sync, but fail.

  4. E4. Schnauser's Last Ride

    Oct 7, 1962 · 30m

    The boys recount what happened when Schnauser was taken off his mounted police route.

  5. E5. Toody & Muldoon Sing Along with Mitch

    Oct 14, 1962 · 30m

    When the 53rd precinct Whippoorwills audition for Mitch Miller, it's clear which of the 4 is the problem, but who will tell Toody?

  6. E6. Occupancy, August 1st

    Oct 21, 1962 · 30m

    Mrs. Bronson causes trouble again -- by moving in to her promised apartment on the day it was promised to her -- but it's not finished! Once again she's adept at deflecting all opponents.

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