Ill-ustrated

1. E1. Episode 4

   May 17, 2004 · 30m

   Skits include: -He-Man gets a makeover by some ""queer"" guys. -Preview for ""The Passion of the Christ 2: Beyond Thunderdome"" -The Good Time Party Squad visits Andy Dick. -George W. Bush's Punk'd has a special delivery for Dick Cheney! -""Get Shot with Fifty Cent"" contest. -""E!s Whack off the French Riviera"" -C-Span Senate 2006: Is a tart the same as a muffin? -""Camp X-ray"" -Christopher Walken calls 911 during a heart attack. -""Beaver is Naughty"" -""VH1's I Love 5 Seconds Ago""

2. E2. Episode 5

   May 18, 2004 · 30m

   Skits include: -The Good Time Party Squad go to Robert Downey Jr.'s birthday party and try to get The Olsen Twins to do drugs. -Bush visits a fortune teller, Madame Chenella, to better lead our country. -Sly Stallone and Arnold have a sleep over. -Pete Rose opens up his own hair salon. -""Land of the Politically Lost"" -Donald Trump opens up his own hair salon and takes over Pete Rose's hair salon. -Jackie Chan screen tests new partners for Rush Hour 3. -Clay Aiken comes out...with his new album ""I'm a Vigin (but I'm not gay)"" -C-Span Senate 2006: is Carrot Top funny? -Late Night with Steven Hawking. Special guest: Keira Knightley.

3. E3. Episode 6

   May 19, 2004 · 30m

   Skits include: -The Time Pervs visit Joan of Arc. -George Bush and daughter Jenna have a ""Freaky Friday"" -Trailor for ""Saved by the Bell: The Movie"" directed by Ridley Scott. -""Michael Jackson's Cancer Kids"" -Election 2004 Presidential Debate with special host Snoop Dogg. -Justice is blonde when Anna Nicole Smith becomes a judge. -""Gollum and Smeagle"" interview Michael Moore. A take off of Fox News' ""Hannity and Colmes"" -Sly Stallone sets to direct a movie about Biggie and Tupac. Featuring Mr. T as Sug Night. -The Joe Lieberman Snooze-o-matic from Demco!

4. E4. Episode 7

   May 20, 2004 · 30m

   Skits include: -The Time Pervs visit Helen of Troy. -Celebrity Cock Fighting. -Courtney Love Rocks. -Bush's Friendsters. -Steve-O's Balls. -Guitar Central's Social Assimilation Classes for Musicians. -Trista and Ryan's The Rest of Their Lives. -Bush in Space. -The new comissioner of education for California: Calista Flockhart! -Jamie Foxx, Snoop Dogg, Wanda Sykes, Shaq, and MC Hammer give chick advice to a lucky white guy. Black Eye for the White Guy. -The new director of fitness for California: Marlon Brando!

5. E5. Episode 8

   May 21, 2004 · 30m

   Skits include: -Sly Stallone and Arnold run around in costumes. -Biggie Smalls and Tupac Shakur's Romantic Moods CD -""Washington Squares"" -Howard Dean and the Brody Kids. -Yogi Bush and Boo-Boo Cheney try to outwit Ranger Gore. -""Band Members Reunited"" Def Leopard. -The WB's new Shirtless Tuesday. -Samuel L. Jackson teaches us that the more you f**king read, the more you f**king know! -""The Ted Kennedy Experiment"" -Rush Limbaugh's court hearing with witness Bill O'Reilly. -Bush fights giant monsters in North Korea.

6. E6. Episode 9

   May 28, 2004 · 30m

   Skits include: -The Time Pervs visit the future. -The Home Shopping Channel: The U.S. Constitution. -Axl Rose gets a new job at McDougals 2. -""Tom and Rummy's Right Wing Icecream"" commercial. -The Shield's Vic Mackey visits The Andy Griffith Show. -The Home Shopping Channel: Innocent Blood. -""American Chopper"" -The Home Shopping Channel: A Dirty Bomb. -""Willie Nelson and The Strokes"" -Help reivigerate your sex life with John and Teresa Kerry's instructional DVD. -""R. Kelly's Parallel Universe""

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