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The Knights of Prosperity

  • 2007
  • Canceled
  • Comedy
  • ~30m / ep
  • 1 season
  • 6.8/10

Eugene Gurkin has dreamt of opening his own bar for years, but his dead-end job as a janitor won't even fund a bottle of booze. In a serendipitous moment, he catches an episode of "E! News" and his passion is ignited. Soon Eugene recruits a group of average joes into his gang, The Knights of Prosperity, for a heist to finance their dreams. The initial target: rock icon Mick Jagger's super-luxe Central Park West apartment.

Latest: Season 1 · 2007

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  1. E1. Pilot

    Jan 3, 2007 · 30m

    Eugene Gurkin had always wanted to open his own bar, yet never had the money to do it. After one of his co-workers dies, Eugene comes up with the idea to rob a famous celebrity's apartment after seeing how the rich and famous live on E! News.

  2. E2. Operation: Seduce Simone

    Jan 10, 2007 · 30m

    Eugene's plan gets more complicated when the Knights realize they also need a five-digit security code to gain access to Mick Jagger's apartment. In hope of gaining access to the code, the Knights must rely on Louis to seduce Simone Cashwell, the head of Mick Jagger's security company.

  3. E3. Operation: Fighting Shape

    Jan 17, 2007 · 30m

    As Esperanza deals with her loud, obnoxious, and confrontational customer, the Knights go out with an happy drunk who lives to have his photograph taken with celebrities.

  4. E4. Operation: Deliver the Case

    Jan 24, 2007 · 30m

    The Knights try to find their way inside Mick Jagger's security company. Rockefeller has an interview for a position with Burton Security and the Knights attempt to get Rockefeller a fake ID.

  5. E5. Operation: Ralph

    Jan 31, 2007 · 30m

    Eugene is persuaded by the other Knights to date Ralph, a Burton Security Guard, an alpha-male who hides his homosexuality extremely well, and to seduce Ralph into revealing information about Mick Jagger.

  6. E6. Operation: Caught on Tape

    Feb 7, 2007 · 30m

    For their plan, The Knights of Prosperity have to use Gary's family, but his ex-wife hasn't seen him in more than 15 years and is not happy to see him now, and he had never connected with his son.

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