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My Wife and Kids

He thinks he's the head of the family. Humor him.

  • 2001 – 2005
  • Ended
  • Comedy · Family · Drama
  • ~23m / ep
  • 5 seasons
  • 7.4/10

Michael Kyle is a loving husband and modern-day patriarch who rules his household with a unique and distinct parenting style. As he teaches his three children some of life's lessons, he does so with his own brand of humor.

Latest: Season 5 · 2004

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  1. E1. Fantasy Camp (1)

    Sep 21, 2004 · 23m

    Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

  2. E2. Fantasy Camp (2)

    Sep 28, 2004 · 23m

    Michael can't focus on much else after learning that he'll be going to sports legend Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas. Everyone shares his excitement – but for different reasons – and finds some reason as to why they should tag along. Once there, Michael learns that there's been a mix-up with the game schedule, so he resorts to some inventive ploys of his own to ensure he gets to play his idol.

  3. E3. Childcare Class

    Oct 5, 2004 · 23m

    Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, so Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

  4. E4. Class Reunion

    Oct 12, 2004 · 23m

    Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.

  5. E5. The Fellowship of the Baby

    Oct 19, 2004 · 23m

    When an overwhelmed Jr. thinks he is not smart enough to take care of his own son, Michael tells Jr. that ""Jr., Jr."" is a ""magic baby,"" and that every time he holds him, it will make Jr. smarter. The ploy works, but in the process Jr. becomes somewhat arrogant with his new-found knowledge, so Michael brings Franklin in so that the two geniuses can match wits. Meanwhile, Kady catches Claire sneaking back into her bedroom after hours and threatens to tell their parents, unless Claire does some favors for her.

  6. E6. Poker Face

    Nov 9, 2004 · 23m

    Michael advises Jr. that it's ok to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice misfires when Jr. invites Jay along to their all-male poker game. Michael decides, in turn, to crash Jay's all-female book club, where they're discussing the latest book by Angeline Boudreaux.

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