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Two and a Half Men

Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.

  • 2003 – 2015
  • Ended
  • Comedy
  • 12 seasons
  • 7.4/10

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Latest: Season 12 · 2014

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In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

  1. E1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Oct 30, 2014 · 21m

    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

  2. E2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Nov 6, 2014 · 21m

    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

  3. E3. Glamping in a Yurt

    Nov 13, 2014 · 21m

    Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

  4. E4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Nov 20, 2014 · 21m

    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

  5. E5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

    Nov 27, 2014 · 21m

    Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

  6. E6. Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Dec 4, 2014 · 21m

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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