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The Thorns

  • 1988
  • Ended
  • Comedy
  • ~30m / ep
  • 1 season
  • 6.5/10

The Thorns is an American sitcom that aired from January 15 until March 11, 1988.

Latest: Season 1 · 1988

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  1. E1. Death and Transfiguration

    Jan 15, 1988 · 30m

    The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.

  2. E2. Nothing Happened

    Jan 22, 1988 · 30m

    Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.

  3. E3. The Girlfriend

    Jan 29, 1988 · 30m

    Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.

  4. E4. Condolence Call

    Feb 5, 1988 · 30m

    Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.

  5. E5. The Maid

    Feb 12, 1988 · 30m

    A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.

  6. E6. The First Date

    Mar 4, 1988 · 30m

    Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.

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