Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

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   E1. Everyone Dies in the Styes

   Nov 16, 2023 · 48m

   Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirts of the city. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

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   E2. Everyone Dies in a Dungeon

   Nov 16, 2023 · 48m

   The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

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   E3. Everyone Dies on a Lightning Train

   Nov 23, 2023 · 48m

   Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

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   E4. Everyone Dies Renovating

   Nov 30, 2023 · 48m

   Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill.

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   E5. Everyone Dies in Waterdeep

   Dec 7, 2023 · 48m

   Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm, Kill. Kill.

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   E6. Everyone Dies in a Den of Snakes

   Dec 14, 2023 · 48m

   Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".

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