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I Have Nothing

  • 2023
  • Ended
  • Comedy · Documentary
  • 1 season
  • 9.0/10

Carolyn Taylor embarks on a quest to choreograph the perfect full length pairs figure skating routine to Whitney Houston's "I Have Nothing" motivated by a teenaged obsession for the 1988 Calgary Olympics (but with no skating knowledge or ability).

Latest: Season 1 · 2023

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  1. E1. Package for the Bird

    Sep 23, 2023 · 31m

    After years of dreaming, Carolyn finally begins her quest to choreograph a pairs figure skating routine. First step: find her skaters.

  2. E2. Do You Know About The Cold War

    Sep 23, 2023 · 37m

    Carolyn gets a reality check from some Olympic Medalists but finds her groove with a social media superstar.

  3. E3. Love Is Pain

    Sep 23, 2023 · 38m

    Carolyn tries to learn everything she can before her first rehearsal, with the help of some 1988 Olympic skating royalty.

  4. E4. No Longer A Joke

    Sep 23, 2023 · 32m

    It’s the first rehearsal, and Carolyn is struggling to convince her Olympic skaters that any of this is a good idea.

  5. E5. Today is Wednesday

    Sep 23, 2023 · 34m

    With two days left to choreograph, Carolyn throws the skaters an Olympic curveball. Then suffers separation anxiety when they leave.

  6. E6. Buffoon Makes Good

    Sep 23, 2023 · 42m

    With two days left to choreograph, Carolyn throws the skaters an Olympic curveball. Then suffers separation anxiety when they leave.

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