Spooner's Patch

1. E1. The Big Match

   Apr 15, 1982 · 30m

   Daily mundanities and a vanload of drunken Scotsmen conspire to keep Spooner from watching a key football match.

2. E2. The Lock-Up

   Apr 22, 1982 · 30m

   Taking a thrashing from Bulsover during a self-defence lesson that he foolishly instigated, Spooner starts fiddling with a pair of hand cuffs...

3. E3. Finders, Keepers...!

   Apr 29, 1982 · 30m

   Bulsover finds a locked briefcase whilst cleaning out a squad car. They find out it's full of jewellery, but who does it belong to?

4. E4. The Sting

   May 6, 1982 · 30m

   Spooner is seduced by the bright lights of showbiz when a producer asks for his help in the making of a new film.

5. E5. Suffer The Little Children

   May 13, 1982 · 30m

   Spooner meets his match when a young boy turns up at the police station on his mother's orders.

6. E6. Vote, Mrs. Cantaford

   May 20, 1982 · 30m

   Mrs. Cantaford tries to curtail Spooner's despotic activities by running for councillor on a "get rid of filth" ticket.

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