Booze Lightyear

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   E1. How to Get a Date

   Feb 11, 2015 · 4m

   Need tips on how to get a date? Booze Lightyear has all the answers. As certified pickup artists, you should try our patterned "she'll def hump me right now" pickup lines. You'll be banging your crush in the back of your minivan in no time.

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   E2. Worst Marriage Proposals of All Time

   Feb 18, 2015 · 3m

   Here at Booze Lightyear, we're pretty bad with relationship stuff. So naturally, we thought we'd try our hand at marriage proposals. It went exactly as planned.

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   E3. How to Get Out of a Speeding Ticket

   Feb 25, 2015 · 4m

   Ever gotten a speeding ticket? Ever wonder how to get out of it? Let Booze Lightyear help you out. We've got all the answers.

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   E4. How to Ace a Job Interview

   Mar 4, 2015 · 5m

   Czech out these Booze Lightyear tips on how to land your dream job.

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   E5. Was That Racist?

   Mar 9, 2015 · 5m

   Ever said anything that could be construed as racist? I haven't. Okay, I'm lying. I actually have. There was this one time I called my friend Jose a refried bean when I was mad at him for drinking the last chocolate milk, but I later apologized after he punched me in the neck. We're cool now. Okay. He doesn't always text me back, but other than that we're still pretty good friends. True story. Can we all just agree that you're a racist tho? Good. Glad we cleared that up.

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   E6. Was That Sexist?

   Mar 18, 2015 · 5m

   Ever said something sexist? Booze Lightyear never has. And I never have either. Nope. Never. I have never once in my life said anything remotely sexist. Are you calling me a liar? I'm not a liar. You're a liar. And your mom's a liar too. And your face also! You face is a big fat liar!! How can someone's face be a liar, you ask? Fool, I don't know. I'd tell you to ask your own face how it can be such a liar, but the answer you'd get would probably just be a lie. What the fuck does any of this have to do with sexism anyway? I like peanut butter on my waffles tho.

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