#1 Happy Family USA

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   E1. NINE TEN

   Apr 17, 2025 · 28m

   Hello, I am Hussein, and this is my family, the Husseins! This is a very big day for us. We have experienced a loss… but I negotiated a very cheap burial price! Go me. Tomorrow is already looking better!

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   E2. #1 VIGIL MOURNERS!

   Apr 17, 2025 · 27m

   Look how many candles we have! We are the most sad AND the least scary! There is nothing hidden in my halal cart. Trust us. Now.

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   E3. WE ARE NOTHING!

   Apr 17, 2025 · 29m

   The government has created a new secret spy program called See Something Say Something! But you can't see something if we are nothing!

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   E4. EGYPT IS ON THE PHONE!

   Apr 17, 2025 · 27m

   Mona, this is a very important phone call. We are speaking to our relatives in Egypt. This is a very expensive call, but of course I got us a phone card that is very cheap. It is very important that you make our move across the world seem worth it. Make us look good! Now.

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   E5. VERY GOOD HATE CRIME!

   Apr 17, 2025 · 27m

   Hateful, but helpful. The best hate crime I have ever seen. I love this country.

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   E6. DAUGHTER PRESIDENT!

   Apr 17, 2025 · 29m

   The school election is just as important as the presidential election and only one of them is rigged. Soon my daughter will run the world! While my son wastes away. Inshallah.

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