Thicker than Water

1. E1. Two for the Money

   Jun 13, 1973 · 30m

   Siblings Nellie and Ernie, estranged for eight years, will inherit their father Jonas' business Paine's Pure Pickles, plus $75,000 apiece, when their father dies, if they both co-run the business for five years.

2. E2. In a Pickle

   Jun 20, 1973 · 30m

   Nellie regrets entrusting payroll to Ernie.

3. E3. The Piano Teacher

   Jun 27, 1973 · 30m

   Nellie is willing to give up her inheritance to run off with the man of her dreams, but Ernie and Jonas have other ideas about what she should do.

4. E4. Love Letters

   Jul 4, 1973 · 30m

   Nellie and Ernie can't figure out why Bert, the factory foreman, keeps trying to sneak into their house.

5. E5. The Jerk Who Came to Dinner

   Jul 11, 1973 · 30m

   Nellie tries to get rid of an unwanted house guest, Ernie's old army pal.

6. E6. Majority of None

   Jul 18, 1973 · 30m

   When Jonas' doctor says he must stop working, Nellie and Ernie strive to become factory president.

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