The Malibu Beach Vampires

Was it Worth the Pleasure?

In addition to traditional bloodsuckers, there are other kinds of vampires. You know, such as some politicians, military people, and evangelists.

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Kelly Galindo

Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc.

Christina Walker

Vice President, Vampire Affairs

Rod Sweitzer

Colonel Oliver West

Francis Creighton

Rev. Tim Fakker

Marcus Frishman

Congressman Terry Upstart

Mimi Spivak

Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget

Gretchen House

Pammy Faye Fakker

Anet Anatelle

Wannabe Cher

Yvette Buchanan

Rocket Scientist

Becky LeBeau

Census Taker

Angelyne

Barbara Bush Impersonator

Titus Moede

Jeannie Pepper

Brain Surgeon