Not Quite Dead...Yet

The most blood, per minute, per person, per scene, per limb, in American cinema history...ever

• 2005
• 20m
• Comedy

Jefferson Danielson is about to have the greatest day of his life. His parents are going out of town, his best friend is coming over and he's got a crush on the cutest girl in town. Only one thing could wreck this day... a killer.