Welcome to Cobbledick’s

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A twisted pizza joint's outrageous promotional stunt, advertising the films Pizza Boy & Bloodlust for Santa Claus.

Cast

Andrew Etzweiler

Karate Mac

JC Contreras

Buff Man

Laurel Williams

Joannifer

Joey Khazanedar

Bernie / Radio Voice

Vanessa LeMoine

Popular Girl

Telling You· 1998

A Drama of Jealousy (and other things)· 1970

F Valentine's Day· 2026

A Slice of Chicago Romance· 2022

Brain Rot· 2025

The Pizzagate Massacre· 2020

Pizza with Bullets· 2012

A Tale of Two Pizzas· 2003

Pizza Night· 2017

Overlook· 2022

Beautiful People· 2024

After Hours· 2025

Monster Tapes· 2025

Black Belt· 2007

Beloved Father· 2024

The Chronicler· 2025

The River· 2001

Killer Joe· 2012